Traffic Jam Radio
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Hi all!
We’ve made a new album.
It is published here.
Feel free to listen, download, and comment.
Russians Made a Monument Named by Me )))
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http://arch.stoyanie.ru/en/objects/uholot
New Year Track
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No-latensy Musical Linux for Complex Composing
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Hi all,
I switched to real-time Puppy Studio. Try it. It’s free and pre-configured. You can make a live dongle with it. And – on top of all that – it has a zero latency because it resides entirely in RAM.
Meanwhile, we collect tracks for a new album. It should be ready in a month or so.
At that Russian cities are rumbling after fake elections, and towns bath in magnificent fresh snow. I sleep all day, recruit Google translators and prepare to play sax using a Kurzweil synth at Moscow Cinema House.
What OS do you use for sound processing? 
Интервью Ухолота журналу Deus Est Homo
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80 мегабайт шума и шухера
Some Coal for your Train
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http://vk.com/audio?act=edit&album_id=19293223
Meet ‘Yellow Fog’
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A week ago or so I gathered all the songs and instrumental pieces we’ve recorded since May and named them at random (as I always do). This compilation consists of a reggae song (voice, piano, ukulele), 1 previously unreleased track made way back in 2003 (2 Gothic Songs) and a few new Fruity Loops labirinths for you to explore.
‘Yellow fog‘ is a symbol of occult influence, of evil plans and utter ignorance of the masses. This track is dedicated to a decade that have passed since 9/11.
‘Tochka sborki‘ is my version of a Russian folk song “Oh, why I’m so in love with Ivan?”
And ‘Naprolom‘ is a upbeat track that’ll help you to rush somewhere.
There are 2 variants of it. The first one is meant for normal conditions. The second one is meant for those who have to rush in a heavily intoxicated state.
Импрофест
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Всем привет.
Мы едем на импрофест!
Будем играть в ближайшую субботу под Зеленоградом с 23 до полуночи.
Вот тут.
http://vkontakte.ru/event27819380
Вот карта
http://vkontakte.ru/topic-21877910_24847635
Приезжайте, мАсквичи и мАсквички
Ехать-то всего ничего. )))
А вот свежий летний трек на закуску.
http://vkontakte.ru/wall-1714922_7731
По просьбам трудящихся с Пустых Холмов 2011…
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Вот вам вкусная ссылка эпических размеров, о которой вы всякий раз спрашиваете на концертах
Pobud
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A new album was uploaded some time ago, but I still don’t know how to announce it. I’ll try as I type.
You know, finally I became sick of pure electronics. And indeed, let’s see how a typical track is mixed. You find VST synths and samples, speed up a notebook, kill unneeded services, and then make a couple of thousands clicks just to animate a messy multitrack hand organ that always tends to get stuck in the most interesting place. Should I buy a top Core i7 model now to support a set of 6 grand pianos and 5 synths? Just for fun?
I can, but I won’t. Partially because of freeloaders. Do you think of us as of ethereal Santa Clauses, er? That do nothing but come up with another hit made in a garage on bread and water and yell “Surprise!”
Yes, we work too much and steal jobs from fat gringos. A half of what we should get goes to local mediators that always wear guns and despise everyone who works. Since noone believes them anymore, they stick to their favourite habit. Namely, stuffing prisons with angry Russians. Too cold to work here, you know. Bad teeth, dig? 35 years of lies, noises and poisons.
And on top of that no money from you, motherfuckers!!! Quite fans. Sweet exultated girls with GMO honey on their tongues, way-too-smart cynical boys and dark heroes of occult suburbes. Both types grin while surfing, eat junk food and wear Chinese outfits. So freeload the last freeloadable album and get lost. Now I’m just going to play piano at open-airs and clubs.
1) ’cause it’s real-time
2) ’cause I still like it very much
3) ’cause serious family men with money like my pieces and improvisations, too
4) ’cause I need a new set of teeth and at least several months in Thailand now.
So, meet the last album. I think that switching to robot-made trance will do you good. Your reproduction rate gonna fall even more, and soon there will be none of you. Hearty Arabs, dancing Negroes, a zillion of Chinese and Indians and no white trash. But in the end the less satanists, the better.
Recently some of your favourite stars at Cannes banned the last great European film director, Lars von Trier, just for his forbidden sympathies. Ban us, too, if you wish. ‘Cause we are those who inspire spooky Nazism and promote brutal antisemetism for 10 years. ‘Cause we see everything as pobuds (buddhas). Do all you want. I’ve made a cross-cultural experiment and it proved that you are absolutely useless. Now take a 10$ pill to feel an artificial extasy and save on us once more. No matter what you do, you still have you horny Belrusconi, shitty Sarkozy and pseudo-beast Obama. White trash deserves such rulers, Russian one including. Soon you gonna say just Wow!, Yami-yami! My God! and Please, don’t do that! Then just the latter 2 remarks. And then you’ll die and we’ll die, too. And there will be no afterlife. So be it. Good die!
